Having
a debate party? Be sure to include these great candidate-themed cocktails.
The Donald Trump: Start by taking someone else's glass, even if
they're using it. You're going to use it better. Then add anything
domestic. Imported spirits are not the best...they bring hangovers, blackouts,
crime..some I assume are good drinks, but we want American. Then build a
wall around it, top it off with a dead squirrel, and insult the next woman you
see. The Ben Carson: This is an absinthe drink -- it messes with your
head and is surprisingly strong given the lack of substance. Before long you'll
be that guy at the party saying weird things about the holocaust and evolution
and whatever else comes to mind. It starts with -- Oh look, the Trump
cocktail has a hat now. That's kind of funny I guess. What was I
saying? The Jeb Bush: Start with a glass of whatever alcohol made you
really sick the last time you drank it. Water it down, and a common apple core,
and --
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